No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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