its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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