she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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