I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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