I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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