This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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