We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
