Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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