Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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