I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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