Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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