You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I think my moral compass just broke
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