The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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