All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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