I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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