Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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