Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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