why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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