Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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