everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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