Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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