the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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