If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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