she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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