You surviving the open bar?
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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