Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He passed out mid-signature
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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