We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
