He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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