I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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