I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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