I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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