Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Watching her eat just hurts me
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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