Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
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Wipe that smile off your face.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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