Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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