Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
You can't just leave with hair like that
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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