If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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