i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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