I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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