U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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