He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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