did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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