we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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