The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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