HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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