alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
