Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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