i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
