...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
