love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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