omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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