Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
