...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
