Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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